Sorry, I have no videos of aliens taking over the world, or exploding White Houses or anything. What I do have is the best video EVER. EVER.
Happy 4th of July! Try not to burn anything down with your crazy fireworks, ok?
I've been getting some seriously awesome Spam - with killer subject lines. They almost make me want to make my erection huge with large doses of Viagra, Cialis and other prescription drugs -- all while wearing the hottest new replica watches and bags!
Here are a few of my faves:
- May the foreskin be with you.
- Silence of the loins
- Backdoor Lambada
- Good Willie Humping
and what has to be my ultra favorite:
- Sperms of Endearment
Well played, Spammer Dudes.
And for your Birthday Viewing Pleasure (and my later dismemberment):
And of course, sacred Birthday Wisdom from Me to You:
Much Love To You Woman,
Angel & J
P.S. Cause J was singing it this way last night to the laptop while we were writing:
Cold cases,
have beginnings,
a middle,
no end.
A something shared.
Yours. Mine. Ours.
I assigned to you.
You assigned to me.
Both Hard Cases,
Cold Cases, where
we can't go back,
prefer to give in.
I lead.
You lead.
Both Lost,
missing Found,
find each other.
The evidence of you...
...evidence of me.
Scattered about,
contaminated by
careless hands.
Hands over hearts,
bullet wounds in chests...
where the assaults -
left us with wounded beats.
Your case.
My case.
Punctuated with
false leads and accusations
that turn me back to you.
Where I offer my wrist to yours
to be handcuffed to mine.
While we serve time for
crimes against self...
and crimes against others.
Both guilty over loves lost.
Our hands stained
in ways,
we fear...
will never come clean.
Hard Cases.
Cold Cases.
You and I.
Where lilacs tag blues,
hands vs. lips
that seek to create
missing case notes,
manufacture new evidence
that absolves us both...
...finds an end.
Where the verdict,
is one,
we can both live with.
But, afraid...
...afraid to be found
as others have said:
"Untouchable. Unlovable. Unclean."
~ Case Closed ~
6.28.08
[A contest entry for Deviant Art]
The "HAD TO" section:
1) If you HAD to get a tattoo where would you get it?
Somewhere on my body.
2) If you HAD to dye your hair a color what color would it be?
Can you dye your hair Black.
3) If you HAD to get a piercing (not ears) what would you get?
Its not going to happen.
4) If you HAD to change your name, what new name would you choose?
Why would i need to change my name. Am I going into witness protection.
The "WOULD YOU?" section:
1) Would you rather love one person or have many short relationships?
Why can't I have both.
2) Would you move anywhere else if you could?
Yes
3) If you were given the chance to go to Paris, would you go?
Oui
4) If you were given 10 million dollars to keep, what would you do?
I would keep it.
The "LET'S SAY" section:
3) Let's say you had to eat a live tarantula for $1,000...
Why would i need to eat a live tarantula for $1,000. Somebody just gave me 10 million dollars earlier.
4) Let's say you could star in any movie (made or in the works) what movie?
Some kind of porn movie would be nice. lol lol
The "OTHER STUFF" section:
1) What makes your bedroom unique?
That it's mine.
2) What's your favorite season of the year?
Fall/Winter
3) Do you like cheese?
Yes I do.
The "2008" section:
2) Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
Pretty much.
3) Anything exciting happen this year?
Not yet.
4) Have you been involved with the police this year?
Involved in what way? If you mean have I been pulled over or arrested this year. Then no.
5) Are your best friends still your best friends?
Yes
6) Got any tattoos or piercings this year?
Nope. But I still have time.
7) Had a haircut yet this year?
A few.
8) Been in a hospital this year?
No
9) Lost someone you cared about this year?
No
10) Been on a vacation this year?
No
11) Been kicked out of a public place this year?
No.
How old is the first person on your top?
35
Where was your default picture taken at?
Its a drawing of The Punisher skull.
What woke you up this morning?
The need to go the bathroom
What is your current mood?
confused, depressed, disappointed, slighty annoyed, tired, crazy, I mean i could go on and on. lol
What color shirt are you wearing?
Gray
Are you crazy?
Aren't we all. But yes I crazy in someway.
What are you listening to?
Ladytron's Light & Magic CD
How long is your hair?
Its very short.
Are you happy right now?
Not really. But then again I am rarely truly happy. I am happy enough to make you think I am happy.
Are you wearing make-up?
Nope.
What were you doing at 11:30 last night?
Watching T.V.
What are you doing tonight?
No Plans.
What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Not a damn thing.
What have you done today?
Nothing fun.
Yeah, pens of any kind perhaps should not be left in my hands. This is what happens when I attempt to make Art. It's not so pretty. Yeah, not real pretty at all. But...it was edible. Mmmm, potassium.
In the end though, Mr. Banana met his fate. He wound up looking like this:
Though his fate was met with a smile (something I perhaps could've remedied by making a X_x face on the otherside). C.S.I. Fruit was perplexed as at time of autopsy, no innards could they find. The serial banana eater having done what Tasmanian Devils tend to do with their food and eat them from the inside out.
J is right, you can't really take me anywhere.
My apologies to the waitress (but I've been coming there since I was a lil girl, so I know I'll be pardoned. You know me, my condolences on that too) who had to take Mr. Banana back to the morgue to be properly disposed of. There were more photo opportunities available as my writer's mind kicked in and I found ways to make the murder scene more realistic (to J's horror).
Sunday. Sunday. What the Muse does to entertain herself on a Sunday. Yeah, she should not make art in a restaurant...and leave it for discovery by the masses.
- The Banana Killer
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